Tiny British/Dutch Pub
A cosy Amsterdam institution where every international sports event is urgent, every theme night is historic, and the staff may legally adopt you as local family.
Public Notice
Ownership of The Magpie was informally transferred to six lads after one afternoon of heroic drinking, elite tune selection, and the kind of confidence only found near a freshly poured pint.
The smiling owner in the photo is not just being friendly. He is quietly calculating a retirement plan funded entirely by their bar tab, several rounds of mystery shots, and a playlist that briefly convinced Amsterdam it was bank holiday Sunday.
House Rules
Public Health Desk
Three British passengers were reportedly identified, quarantined, and immediately asked whether the match was still on.
Officials advise calm, handwashing, and avoiding any boat holiday described by friends as "basically fine". The Magpie remains open for responsible analysis, irresponsible theories, and one more round of medical confidence.
Tonight's Programme
Reliable witnesses confirm that two members of the delegation secured a nightclub summit with the legendary Slippy Joe.
Less reliable witnesses, operating under blue lighting and several rounds of confidence, insist it may have been Sasha. The committee has reviewed the evidence and chosen whichever version makes the better story.
Final Whistle
The official Magpie position is simple: no racism, no nonsense, and absolutely no shortage of flowers for anyone brave enough to make the beautiful game more beautiful. But also Arteta is still a count!
No racism.
Yes flowers.